"Upon receiving their diplomas, newly minted graduates will immediately make their way to preservation stations. . . . a process that will, in effect, put them into suspended animation until key sectors of the American economy such as real estate and information technology have rebounded."
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Friday, March 26, 2010
New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen Until Job Market Improves FROM The Onion
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