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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Romance Math

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

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