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Friday, March 21, 2008

Three Jokes

I told someone I was getting married, and he said "Have you picked a date yet?"
I said, "Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding!? What a country! " -- Yakov Smirnoff
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me! -- Henny Youngman
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. -- Rodney Dangerfield
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